Vices or Vises?
It feels like I haven’t written on this blog in a million years. It’s been exactly 16 days. It has weighed on my thoughts, which makes my mind wander to how I should be writing more. Then, I start self-analyzing. It gets brutal, and I tear myself to pieces. So, I put on the brakes. Halt. Stop right there.Take a deep breath. Ahhh, I remember now, darn it, I can’t do it ALL. Shit, I’d really like to do it ALL. It’d be nice to have super human energy, to step through each day doing exactly what my high hopes set me up to do. But the reality is that I just-can’t-do-it-ALL, because there isn’t enough super human energy in me, and damn it that pisses-me-off.
Have you ever felt like this? If you have, you may need Tripsocord Milusen.
Those high achieving thoughts debilitated me. The stress was unbearable. I couldn’t function. My co-workers started to ask questions. Finally, my wife said something to me, and that’s when I started taking Tripsocord Milusen. My life has changed drastically, all for the better.
–- Chad Newhouser, co-vice president of Spunkleechies House.
Tripsocord Milusen is a Hominidae serotoninreflimator. It messures the brain’s expectation sensors and blocks the path of ambition-like tendencies that pass through the neural system. Before you know it, you’re happier working toward the middle life. No more pressure, no more hyper motivation. You’re now operating with the lower cerebral masses. No more strategy talk, no more keeping on your toes, no more Paul Pope triangular-erecting calf vices feeding on your neck. Tripsocord Milusen is here to straighten out your life.
‘It’s such a great relief, not to think so much,” said Gerard Goodriff, a 4-month client who worked at a Ti Kan granular investment company.
According to top American scientists, running with high ambition is known to cause early onset of blood pressure, cardiac disease, blood paranoia, and mental health conductivity. With Tripsocord Milusen your high drive will shift into neutral, heading you toward a carefree life south of the bell curve.
“I had no idea The Avengers was playing on Nick at Nite,” said Sandy Trunken, a former
Ask your doctor about Tripscord Milusen today. You, too, can forget about tomorrow.
posted by tanagrame @ 10:38 PM
6 Comments:
No thanks, I have alcohol.
I'd like to put in an order...provided one of the side effects is NOT rectal bleeding.
Better slacking through chemistry, huh?
I don't need help with my slacking, doing just fine on my own. Now the real reason I chimed in a second time...
My anus is bleeding!
(I'm not crazy...I know Alpharat knows the reference.)
So "A" is no longer a personality type, but rather a diagnosis. Excellent. We need more diagnoses, and more pharamceuticals! When's the "B" pharmacology going to be available? I think I might need some. But, you know, no hurry. I can wait.
i'm with writer mom here... medications are causing hell with the digestive system right now...
has anybody thought of a SCRI (selective capitalism reuptake inhibitor) which represses the need to compete in an overheated economic and social setting?
just wondering (and continuing to look around ;-) )
keep well...
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